My OCD governs my actions like a governor, but I didn’t vote for it. No, I voted for Dora J. Arod.

“After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography.”

“Fear is like a car. Either you control it, or you let it paralyze you.”

“The clouds blanketed the city, and the rain sounded like bricks hitting the roo…”

“I’m the sort of businessman who goes in to buy a lime, and comes out with a lem…”