My penis is seven. Not years old or even inches. No, my genitalia is the prime number seven. Isn’t that odd?

“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole …”

“-You don’t want to come out and celebrate with me tonight? What’s more importan…”

“I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leop…”

“The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.”