My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.

“A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.”

“A blanket can be a meditation device. If the blanket is white, and you stare at…”

“Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“My hair is turning the color of my answer. Maybe I should say yes to keep my ha…”