My penis’ name is Pride. Pride is something every woman should be filled with.

“I couldn’t agree more. That doesn’t mean I agree. In fact, I completely disagre…”

“Is it better to win over the hearts and minds of the people, or imprison them a…”

“She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn…”

“The essence of courage is timing. Take me, for example. I’ll show up to fight a…”