My real nature, my real self, wanted that person to believe in me, to see the good, ignore the bad, and make me feel like I had a future.

“I knew what song was next and I knew who I was dancing with. My wife.”

“Sir Swagger Douchington the Fuck”

“So, what would you like to drink?” “Aside from you?” I laughed anxiously. “You …”

“You still with your floozy girlfriend?” Ah, there is was. The elephant in the c…”