My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.

“I sat down to think. I didn’t want to drink my coffee, but I paid for it, so I …”

“A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only fri…”

“Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.”

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and…”