My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case, follow from the front.

“Webster’s—the original high definition entertainment.”

“It was May 2009, and I didn’t like where the economy was headed. (I wished the …”

“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So …”

“Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff insid…”