My rural erection didn’t impress the people in town, but I did have all the dairy farmers lining up to try to milk it.

“As we were walking home the other night, Orafoura turned to me and said, “Were …”

“It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a …”

“If my name were Entist, I’d probably be a dentist. If my name were Dennis, I’d …”

“Farmers don’t picket government corruption, they picket fences. Let this be a l…”