My skull is soundproof. And thank God too, or else you’d be able to hear all the horrible things I’m thinking about you.


“My goal is to do the most with the least—get the maximum output with the minimu…”

“With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so yo…”

“I’m unemployed, so I’m seeking a handjob.”

“I am possibly the world's greatest magician, because I don't just vanish off st…”