My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body.

“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my …”

“He was thoughtless, not because he was insensitive, but because I had just eate…”

“To say that I grew up without parents is a lie, because I haven’t grown up yet.…”

“The number 12 is good, the number 123 is better, but the number one is still th…”