My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets.

“If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me.”

“I’m angry as hell. I’m angry for all the people who should be angry but aren’t,…”

“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions onl…”

“If love were a faucet, I’d not only continue, but I’d increase the frequency wi…”