My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.

“One thing my grandpa taught me was never fall asleep while swimming. Or, rather…”

“My writing looks like it’s ten steps behind my mind, and racing to always catch…”

“Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing w…”

“I drove 30 miles to buy some breath mints before I realized I had some already …”