My subconscious is like the ocean, only deeper and less polluted.

“Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on mus…”

“I was forced to eat crow. I was so embarrassed that I would have eaten any othe…”

“I want to grow a tan and an accent, then dig it out of my garden and staple it …”

“The all-knowing yesterday is obsolete today.”