My thermos does such a good job of keeping my tea hot that it feels like I’m drinking iced tea.

“I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it …”

“My grandma came over yesterday, and I had just jumped out of the shower, so I a…”

“If you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.
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“We’re not so different, you and I. Sure, we may have different religious belief…”