My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was the only one who was naked.

“Save money on kids by volume. Deal in bulk and have dozens of kids.”

“It’s December in Florida, and there are still a few leaves clinging on the bran…”

“I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say th…”

“If love were a glove, I’d wear it on my foot like a goldfish in a silver mine. …”