My trash can got stolen five times. Finally the owner just let me have it.


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“I use blankets like armor for cold.
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“I vote to have my vote voided—which means my vote won’t count even when it coun…”

“If you don’t cover your mouth, a yawn is an invitation for a blowjob.”