My two parents represent the single greatest influence on my life. And if my dad had been there for me, it would be the double greatest influence on my life.

“I don’t need to actually make my product safer. All I need to do to make it saf…”

“Instead of a motorcycle gang, I’m thinking of starting up a unicycle gang. We’l…”

“With that shirt you have on, you remind me of what you look like with no shirt …”

“Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work …”