My uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept through them.

“Tell me naughty things while I jack off. Say anything freaky, but don’t mention…”

“I asked my doctor for the best gift ever: Life. Still, he wouldn’t take one for…”

“The flashing black line on an empty Word document reminds me that my life is co…”

“I wish I could climb the corporate ladder like I could climb a tree, but I can’…”