My wife and I aren’t a match. We’re a match and gasoline.

“I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.”

“I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.”

“Two guys, a man and a beast, were walking underwater, when two goats began fish…”

“If I asked God to see into the future 50 years, and I couldn’t see myself, I wo…”