My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.

“I only need to write about 3,000 one-liners a day to produce a million jokes a …”

“I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.”

“People who die in Detroit and then go to hell probably think they’re in heaven.…”

“A brick could replace the eagle as the symbol for the United States of America.…”