My wife loves me for me, and hates me for her.

“The rivers are my memory, and I drink them at their basin and remember.”

“I’ve got to have kids of my own. If not, who’s going to ascend to my throne?”

“Wrapped inside one is love. Wrapped inside another is hate. What do you think i…”

“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roo…”