My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns.

“A real criminal mastermind isn’t known as a criminal mastermind, because how go…”

“The reason we talk with the same part of the body we eat with is because if we …”

“A brick could be used to stop potential terrorist plots. But it sure would be m…”

“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well,…”