My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and clothing. Oh, and my cat.

“People say I can handle pressure, but there is one sporting competition where i…”

“If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick …”

“Do not oppose my opposable thumbs. If you do, we’ll have a thumb war.”

“I’d say if you’re using an avocado facial mask before you go to sleep, don’t co…”