Necessity is the mother of invention. She’s also my mother, though Invention and I have different dads.

“A blanket could be used to mimic the mating call of my crumpled-up clone. Isn’t…”

“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watc…”

“You should shoot. I should shoo.”

“I can’t overstate how valuable being understated is.”