Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.
— Rhett

“Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machin…”

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”

“Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.”

“Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.-'Rh…”