Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.

“Vimes' meeting with the Patrician ended as all such meetings did, with the gues…”

“Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”

“Fantasy is escapism, but wait... Why is this wrong? What are you escaping from,…”

“The universe was bad enough without people poking it.”