Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs.

“Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone ov…”

“I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a t…”

“I think you’re funny, and the toilet sounds like a soda can opening when it flu…”

“Some of the higher-ups in the organization don’t know anything about the compan…”