Never laugh at live dragons.

“Far, far below the deepest delvings of the dwarves, the world is gnawed by name…”

“They hammered on the outer gate and called, but there was at first no answer; a…”

“Let him go, you filth! Let him go! You will not touch him again!”

“Fool of a Took!" he growled. "This is a serious journey, not a hobbit walking-p…”