Ninety-five percent of people who walk the earth are simply inert. One percent are saints, and one percent are assholes. The other three percent are people who do what they say they can do.

“She did not know if her gift came from the lord of light or of darkness, and no…”

“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furnit…”

“Si está en San Francisco la seguiré allí. Si está en Tokyo la seguiré allí. Y s…”

“Things conceived by minds and made by hands can never be quite the same, even i…”