No bears were molested in the making of this book. Well, no live bears.

“When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could…”

“I don’t like breakfast—I prefer fixslow. I eat it like I devour your love, and …”

“The statue stood quiet and still, like the silhouette of a tired mime.”

“A sand trap is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing vie…”