No, it's not fair, but what makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven.

“Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can l…”

“Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be …”

“Quit try­ing to fix your life. Deal with your one big is­sue.”

“She says, "I'll swear by the rose tattooed on my ass, that old man raped me."He…”