No, lady, you didn’t have sex with me, you had sex with my clone. I’m sorry, but I don’t know you.

“My asshole is supportive of me. No matter what, good or bad, it’s always right …”

“When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be the…”

“My heartbeat’s so loud it’s like a tap dancer in my chest. No, it’s more like M…”

“If you were running away from me, down a straight hallway with an oiled hardwoo…”