No matter how bad things get, just keep looking up. Just keep looking up her skirt. Or his kilt.

“There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t.”

“There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who C…”

“I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.”

“Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surel…”