Nobody can stop me. But only because I haven’t started yet.

“I’ll beat you with a ladder, so in my defense I can say, “I didn’t hit him! Loo…”

“I should be a coach, because when my players win, I win. But when my players lo…”

“I stepped on a banana spider today. I didn't crush it, but I did slip and fall.…”

“When I go on a drive, I like to listen to “Drive,” by The Cars.”