Nobody is mysteriously mysterious. To be mysterious all it takes is hard work, misdirection, and a fog machine.

“A brick could be used as the lead singer of a band called “The More Interesting…”

“A blanket could be used as a tank, if you rearrange the letters and leave out t…”

“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’…”

“A flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conser…”