Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 


“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar…”

“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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“My headboard has bars, like a jail cell. Sometimes I’ll be asleep and think I’m…”

“Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber …”