Nobody wants to leave what they know to go either to the unknown, or to grandmother’s house.

“My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.”

“I was driving on the highway and saw an orange sign on the side of the road tha…”

“In my life I haven’t done anything worth writing about, but that’s OK. That’s w…”

“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons wit…”