Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.

“I don’t collect awards, I collect empty trophy cases. Once my collection is lar…”

“A brick could be used as 1,2, and 4. But not 3. No, 3 is too holy for a brick. …”

“Love, like glue, is a four-letter word that ends in “e,” only much stickier. An…”

“I need to get my wedding ring resized, because it still fits tight around my ne…”