Not much call for a barbarian hairdresser, I expect,' said Rincewind. 'I mean, no-one wants a shampoo-and-beheading.

“First draft: let it run. Turn all the knobs up to 11. Second draft: hell. Cut i…”

“You needed at least three witches for a coven. Two witches was just an argument.”

“But…but you can’t treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you? I mean, you can’…”

“Yeah, all right, but everyone knows they torture people," mumbled Sam."Do they?…”