Not my fault you're distractingly pretty.

“Good Morning, Sunshine!" Josh F**king Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if …”

“I wished that my hand would work again," I tell him when he climbs in after me.…”

“Josh isn’t in love with me and I’m not in love with him.”“Sell it to someone wh…”

“I love you, Sunshine, and I don't give a shit whether you want me to or not.”