Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth.

“I think Gummy Bears should be the universal symbol for peace, because peace lea…”

“My lips touched hers, like two butterflies in the wind. Then I went home, cut o…”

“The customs of the customers should be custom designed by me, and sold to the b…”

“Ma’am, I can take either you or your purse, but I can’t take both. And honestly…”