Not only did I not get it done, but I’m over budget too. I’m like a politician.

“My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpected…”

“I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy …”

“I love ebooks. I love the idea of storing books in “The Cloud”, because honestl…”

“Nothing is certain but death and taxidermy.”