Not only did I not join, but now I can’t quit. I’m a nonmember for life.

“My lips touched hers, like two butterflies in the wind. Then I went home, cut o…”

“John Nobody, a Nobody Inc. spokesperson, declined to comment. Or prove his exis…”

“Black holes are darker than magic markers, but not as black as my mood.”

“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy…”