Not only will my kids be out to replace me, but so will all my clones. Makes me feel so disposable, like a plastic spoon.

“The best way to get America back to work, and reduce our deficit, is hire all t…”

“Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.”

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now al…”

“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to ke…”