Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, except for fried bald eagles.

“A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn…”

“I have slightly less than 60 miles to go, and I’m going slightly faster than 60…”

“-I’m 60-years-old.
-Ma’am, I don’t believe it.
-You’re too kind.
-It’s true. Yo…”

“Sometimes when I’m watching TV and I see a horrible commercial I think, “Only a…”