Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.

“Clov: If I don't kill the rat, he'll die.Hamm: That's right.”

“I don’t like animals. It’s a strange thing, I don’t like men and I don’t like a…”

“Terrible mania, when something happens, to enquire what.”

“They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's nigh…”