Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back.

“For once, I can feel everything. Every emotion, every feeling, every sense. I’v…”

“He might have loved something else more, that’s all. Look, love and respect don…”

“Tears and a nap can be the best therapy.”

“I feel kind of bad for calling him Twatwaffle now.”“You should feel bad,” I yel…”