Of all the flowers from a rose to a carnation, I’d die for reincarnation.

“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a…”

“My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restr…”

“I unwind with wine—or a few counter clockwise turns.”

“A smile is like a simile, if you have a mouth like a metaphor. That would make …”