Of all the ways to murder someone, slowly, over the course of about 75 years or so, is the best way to not get caught. Nobody, not even Sherlock Holmes, would suspect a thing.

“I speak the language of love. That’s right, I speak Russian.”

“Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign auto…”

“What do I do for fun? Well, I’d love to get into the bank robbing business, but…”

“A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
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