Oh contraire, mon frère. I’m able to annoy all adults in ten syllables or less. Sometimes, I don’t even have to speak at all. I just walk into the room and it rankles them.

“You told me once, long ago, to look into a mirror and see your face. I refused …”

“Thanks for outing me. (Alix)Anytime, cupcake. Now I’m taking my psychic ass to …”

“No one wanted to spontaneously combust into flames, especially not in traffic.’…”

“Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast. It is not p…”